"Come on mate, hurry up and measure my waist, I wanna check how much I've lost"
"You're always showing off, why don't you measure me for once?"
"Well OK then, I'll measure your waist."
"No I want you to measure this!"
And by flexing his bicep Roman revealed a massive peak
"Jesus mate I didn't realise it was so big!"
He took the tape and measured around the insanely large bicep
"Wow, almost 30 inches around! When you asked before I thought you may want me to measure something else."
"Hold on, I'm not done yet"
"You're always showing off, why don't you measure me for once?"
"Well OK then, I'll measure your waist."
"No I want you to measure this!"
And by flexing his bicep Roman revealed a massive peak
"Jesus mate I didn't realise it was so big!"
He took the tape and measured around the insanely large bicep
"Wow, almost 30 inches around! When you asked before I thought you may want me to measure something else."
"Hold on, I'm not done yet"
