Cheongsam Gir

One day, I walked on the street. Soon I saw a charming girl, dressed in cheongsam, and squating on the ground.
"Hello," I said. "What's up with you?"
The girl stared at me like a helpless kitty, "Good morning, sir. I broke my left ankle when I tried to rescue a little cat..."
"Oh, you are such a kind girl. Please let me help you. Can I carry you on my back and take you to your home?"
"Thank you,sir.But..." She showed her broken ankle to me. "As you see,I am a robot. It's not proper to let human like you to serve me..."
I steped to her and grabbed her broken ankle. "Ah..." She murmured.
"See, your transmission shaft was damaged," I said. "I already knew what you are. But who cares? You need my help, that's all."
I removed the cap of ankle joint, then detached the left foot. "Ouch..." She looks a bit confused and embrassed .
"As the damaged part of you was removed, You shall feel better," I explained as handing her the feet. "Ok! Now let's come home!"
She held her left feet with both hands, and smiled to me. "I am moved, sir. You are so gentle. If I am a real girl, I will marry you definitely!"